guidette

1. (guidette) (2448↑, 641↓)

The female counterpart to the [guido]. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to her. She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD [chlapmydia] is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies.

"I totally hooked up with (insert italian name) last night" "that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"

Author: Gnossos_the_wise http://guidette.urbanup.com/1691236

2. (guidette) (1641↑, 335↓)

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.

Marvin will do anything to hook up with a guidette.

Author: Princess http://guidette.urbanup.com/229377

3. (guidette) (1146↑, 416↓)

A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eyemake up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimey stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck. You can find these specimens on myspace whoring themselves, on a guido's top eight, at any grimey club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other guidos and guidettes. If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.

Katie: Hey, did you see that guidette? Sam: Yeah, I hocked a loogie at her. Jen: She was irish.

Author: Judgeram http://guidette.urbanup.com/1952207

4. (Guidette) (803↑, 83↓)

(n): The female counterpart to the "Guido" specimen. Exclusive to North America, these creatures are usually of Italian-American decsent. A Guidette can be recognized by her orange color, similar to that of the common tangerine, and their either very light or very dark hair. Guidettes have an overly sexual demeanor, and will often emit high pitch shreiks to attract mates. A creature of habit, the Guidette will spend an excessive amount of time on her appearance, and will usually prefer to don very light lipstick (often to referred to by experts as 'Semen Lipstick'), brands such as Ed Hardy, BeBe and Juicy Couture. Scientists believe they are very tolerant to chemical exposure, as Guidettes will use 3-4 cannisters of hairspray in one day alone. Although reproduction has not been studied in this species, the Guidette will usually have anywhere from 100 to 200 sexual partners in her lifetime. However, some specimens were found to have exceeded these numbers by the age of thirty. Common health problems reported in the species include, but are not limited to, alcoholism, venarial diseases (Most often strains of hepititis and herpes), sagging and wrinkled skin with a leathery texture and brain death. (Sources: The U.S. Wildlife and Game Adminstration The U.S. Center for Disease Control)

I think I will go to the Zoo today, The Guidette exhibit just opened.

Author: MArie8773 http://guidette.urbanup.com/4474811

5. (Guidette) (294↑, 81↓)

Female counterpart to the Guido, meaning vapid, vain, and shortsighted. Located largely in the tri-state area or wherever there is a high density of Italian families. Can be spotted generally according to lack of clothing, and lack of breathability in said clothing. Often speaks in a high, shrill voice---almost like a mating call to attract guidos. Daily life consists of clubbing, tanning, shopping, perhaps exercise or work, and not a whole lot else.

If I spent the same amount of time studying as a guidette spends on her appearance, I could've gone to Harvard.

Author: bluebracelet http://guidette.urbanup.com/4364897

6. (Guidette) (139↑, 36↓)

A girl version of 'Guido.' Mainly found in New York lands or the Jersey Shore areas. These girls are excessive tanners, usually jet black or dark hair. They have fake boobs that don't fit in their shirts. Also, shirts are short at the stomach for tacky belly button rings to be exposed. Brands like 'Ed Hardy', 'Gucci', and 'Juicy Couture' are of a Guidette's favorites. Not only are these girls skanky, but they are incredibly annoying. With their New York/Jersey (very Italian-cavone accents) they don't keep their mouths shut (and in THAT way, too).

"Hey did you hear that?" "Oh yeah, that's a guidette that can't keep her mouth shut for a second\!"

Author: alexaa;) http://guidette.urbanup.com/4473339

7. (guidette) (42↑, 37↓)

jersey shore girl named [snooki]. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken [guido]

look at that guidette trying to take creig. snookies gonna shave her head.

Author: flomause http://guidette.urbanup.com/5044426

8. (guidette) (19↑, 39↓)

an Italian-American woman (the female counterpart to a Guido) usually seen with long dark-colored hair or perhaps bleach blonde, wearing tight clothing these females are fond of leopard print, or any other print for that matter usually wears a lot of make-up and bronzer,these women are known to get their nails done regularly and go tanning, now, a Guidette can be very stylish,and classy,but some of the lower class ones can be dirty whores just like any woman,so right off the bat a guidette doesn't have to be a whore or cheap, you just need to find a classy one and your good, (oh and guidettes love their high heels/stilettos)

snooki from jersey shore,me, jwoww from jersey shore,sammi from jersey shore,the girls olivia and trish from jerseylicious, are all guidettes

Author: a guidette. http://guidette.urbanup.com/5288716

9. (guidette) (38↑, 121↓)

"Guido" and "guidette" are terms that refer, respectively, to males and females active in an Italian American subculture that places emphasis on community and ethnic heritage and highly values family, physical appearance, and forms of entertainment popular in Brooklyn & Staten Island, New York and the New Jersey Shore, like clubbing.

"I'm a guido and she's a guidette, and after dinner with the family we like to party it up at D'Jais, yeeeaaah."

Author: GGCC http://guidette.urbanup.com/4468693

10. (guidette) (51↑, 216↓)

an italian/american girl with a nice body who always wears tight pants and a tight shirt to show herself off. they are extremely hot but only date those greasy-ass bastards that act tough but are usually complete pussies.

"damn if everygirl had a body like that we wouldnt be looking at these fake guidettes.

Author: tightpussy0 http://guidette.urbanup.com/4390804

11. (guidette) (69↑, 235↓)

A guidette is a girl from the northern Jersey and Staten Island area. They do nothing but go tanning, have sex and go tanning. They always try to get their hair as high as they can. Guidettes are italian girls that are gorgeous. No, they are not gorgeous cuz of looks..just being italian makes them the best since italians do it best\! Most guidettes got a new york accent and most of them sound like Fran Drescher from "The Nanny"...I should know cuz my girlfriend and sister are guidettes who never stop talking and they make it sound like the set of "The Nanny". A lot of guidettes are whores but who cares cuz us guido men are too. A lot of them can be seen in a nightclub either grinding a guy, giving a lapdance to someone in the "V.I.P." sextion...or they can be seen laying on the floor drunk as hell from too much tequila.

Tony: "hey did ya' see that girl in the nightclub?" Vinny: "Yeah she is a guidette...so that means she is a whore."

Author: frank duh tank http://guidette.urbanup.com/4243078

12. (Guidette) (211↑, 880↓)

An Italian/American woman. Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting. Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido" In other words, any girl from jerzy.

Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.

Author: Vinnie http://guidette.urbanup.com/228500

13. (guidette) (171↑, 856↓)

an italian girl who has big boobs,nice ass, and thick hair.. Talks italian mafia kind of way. Not from newjersy but from new york bitch.

Alessandra is such a guidette that she is mistaken for being in the mafia and selling drugs.

Author: sandrabxgurl http://guidette.urbanup.com/395516

14. (Guidette) (124↑, 1158↓)

A [Guidette] is a female equivalent to a [Guido]. They are attractive females who are usually of Italian/Sicilian descent. Although there are many of them who are Black, Latina,Irish,Jewish etc. (Like many of my girls).....They always have the best bodies and know how to keep in shape. And trust me we know exactly how to flaunt it and do it well. They make the best girlfriends and have the best fashion sense. Like Bebe,Armani Exchange, & Juicy couture just to name a few. You can find us almost any where in the tristate area, and believe me we really know how to party like there's no tomorrow. We are the ones who bring the party to life at clubs and we definitely know how to dance, especially when it comes to [frolicing]. Tanning, shopping, and clubbing are our passions, and don't forget about those hot guidos.... ps.(we know how to rock a poof hairstyle, light-colored lipstick, and a tan while wearing a half cut shirt that shows our perfect flat stomach and belly ring.)

Mikey: "Joey did you see that hot girl in Armani Exchange?" Joey: "Yeah she must be a guidette."

Author: Rochelle_x0x0 http://guidette.urbanup.com/2550784

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Last updated: 2012.03.01